Starfish62789 (6:29:53 PM): hey sup?
Starfish62789 (6:30:14 PM): ashleys coming up in a few mins
Starfish62789 (6:30:31 PM): she wants to talk to u when she gets here
Starfish62789 (6:34:29 PM): chris u there?
CokeHater1 (6:34:35 PM): Chris?
CokeHater1 (6:34:38 PM)
: Oh, yeah, me..
CokeHater1 (6:34:39 PM)
: Silly
CokeHater1 (6:34:40 PM)
: :-P
Starfish62789 (6:34:51 PM): lol
Starfish62789 (6:35:01 PM): ashleys coming in a few
CokeHater1 (6:35:09 PM): few what?
Starfish62789 (6:35:14 PM)
: so i'll talk to u till she gets here
CokeHater1 (6:35:18 PM): seconds? minutes? hours? days? weeks? months? years?
Starfish62789 (6:35:22 PM)
: mins.
Starfish62789 (6:35:35 PM): minutes
Starfish62789 (6:35:43 PM): silly
Starfish62789 (6:36:01 PM): :-P
Starfish62789 (6:36:19 PM): r u gonna be on for a little while?
CokeHater1 (6:36:44 PM): uhh...
CokeHater1 (6:36:47 PM)
: I guess so
Starfish62789 (6:37:13 PM)
: my mom needs to check her mail it will only take a few mins i'll be right back try not to go away ok?
CokeHater1 (6:37:19 PM): A'IGHT
Starfish62789 (6:37:28 PM)
: thanx brb
Starfish62789 signed off at 6:38:26 PM.
Starfish62789 signed on at 6:40:41 PM.
Starfish62789 (6:40:46 PM): im back
Starfish62789 (6:41:03 PM): told yah it wouldnt take long
CokeHater1 (6:41:23 PM): You never told me anything
CokeHater1 (6:41:25 PM)
: liar
Starfish62789 (6:41:33 PM)
: proove it
CokeHater1 (6:42:00 PM): Starfish62789 (6:37:13 PM): my mom needs to check her mail it will only take a few hours i'll be right back try not to go away ok?
Starfish62789 (6:42:27 PM): i said it will only take a few mins
Starfish62789 (6:42:38 PM): not hours
CokeHater1 (6:42:41 PM): you said hours
CokeHater1 (6:42:44 PM): look right there
Starfish62789 (6:42:51 PM): u evil person
Starfish62789 (6:42:59 PM): u must have edited it
Starfish62789 (6:43:08 PM): or i screwed up
CokeHater1 (6:43:15 PM): Are you accusing me of twisting your direct text?
CokeHater1 (6:43:19 PM)
: Yes, you're a screw up
Starfish62789 (6:43:23 PM)
: i do that alot but i know i said mins
CokeHater1 (6:43:23 PM): That's probably it then
Starfish62789 (6:43:38 PM)
: im not a screw up
Starfish62789 (6:43:42 PM): ur mean to me
Starfish62789 (6:43:48 PM): >:o
Starfish62789 (6:43:50 PM): lol
CokeHater1 (6:43:54 PM): You're just confused
Starfish62789 (6:44:08 PM)
: could be
Starfish62789 (6:44:24 PM): i do get confused easy but not right now
CokeHater1 (6:44:45 PM): You're confused because I got confused at the words that confused yourself while further confused me because I was confused over if you're confused or not
Starfish62789 (6:45:05 PM)
: that suprisingly didnt confuse me
CokeHater1 (6:45:25 PM): Because you're so confused that things that confused you don't confuse you
CokeHater1 (6:45:29 PM)
: Like ice cream and ketchup
CokeHater1 (6:45:33 PM)
: Does that confuse you?
CokeHater1 (6:45:36 PM)
: No, it's just weird
Starfish62789 (6:45:40 PM)
: no
Starfish62789 (6:45:45 PM): weird though
CokeHater1 (6:45:54 PM): Exactly what i said
Starfish62789 (6:46:04 PM)
: i know
CokeHater1 (6:46:11 PM): No you don't
Starfish62789 (6:46:40 PM)
: no i definately know
CokeHater1 (6:46:50 PM): No you don't
CokeHater1 (6:46:52 PM)
: I know everything
Starfish62789 (6:46:56 PM)
: no i do
Starfish62789 (6:47:00 PM): no u dont
CokeHater1 (6:47:08 PM): Yes I do
Starfish62789 (6:47:14 PM)
: no u dont
CokeHater1 (6:47:21 PM): I know you're a blonde, you're 14 years old, and your house is blue
Starfish62789 (6:47:54 PM)
: nope i have brown hair i am 14 and my house is yellow with tan trim
Starfish62789 (6:48:10 PM): so HA!!
Starfish62789 (6:48:15 PM): :-P
Starfish62789 (6:49:03 PM): so what do u have to say to that one????
Starfish62789 (6:49:44 PM): NOTHING!!!!
CokeHater1 (6:49:56 PM): I love monkeys
CokeHater1 (6:49:59 PM)
: That's what I have to say
Starfish62789 (6:50:12 PM)
: i love monkeys too
Starfish62789 (6:51:14 PM): i had a gorilla that could do the macarina
Starfish62789 (6:51:17 PM): it was great
Starfish62789 (6:51:17 PM): it scared the crap out of my grandma
CokeHater1 (6:51:47 PM): That's awsome
CokeHater1 (6:51:56 PM)
: I couldn't even do the macarina
CokeHater1 (6:52:07 PM)
: Whenever my class did the macarina, I just moshed with everyone
Starfish62789 (6:52:15 PM)
: so did i
CokeHater1 (6:52:32 PM): You did moshes at your school too?
CokeHater1 (6:52:33 PM)
: Rock!
Starfish62789 (6:52:47 PM)
: yeah
Starfish62789 (6:53:22 PM): i moshed at ATF which is a huge christian convention
Starfish62789 (6:53:23 PM): lol
Starfish62789 (6:53:30 PM): i got yelled at
Starfish62789 (6:53:40 PM): i did it anyway though
CokeHater1 (6:54:02 PM): Did you throw the devil sign around and be like "Fuckin' hell yeah!"?
Starfish62789 (6:54:12 PM)
: no
CokeHater1 (6:54:17 PM): I did that once in front of someone, hoping to offend his religion
CokeHater1 (6:54:22 PM)
: He was Jewish, and he laughed at me
Starfish62789 (6:54:29 PM)
: i would have too
CokeHater1 (6:55:17 PM): Then some Muslim was like "For Allah!" and I was like "WTF?" and he pulled out a bomb and I was like all US military on his ass with an AK-47 to his head, and when I pulled the trigger...
CokeHater1 (6:55:21 PM)
: I have him a bunny rabbit
Starfish62789 (6:55:44 PM)
: ok
Starfish62789 (6:55:49 PM): u know what?
Starfish62789 (6:56:30 PM): u seem like a person that can take someone in a horrible mood and make them laugh till they have tears in their eyes
CokeHater1 (6:57:18 PM): WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?!?!
Starfish62789 (6:57:33 PM)
: u can make anyone laugh
CokeHater1 (6:57:45 PM): Oh, I thought you said something negative
Starfish62789 (6:58:01 PM)
: no i could do that about u
CokeHater1 (6:58:04 PM): For some reason, I read that as "I can piss someone off into a bad mood and then I laugh at them with tears in my eyes"
Starfish62789 (6:58:17 PM)
: no
Starfish62789 (6:58:26 PM): u gotta read it again
Starfish62789 (6:58:28 PM): silly
CokeHater1 (6:58:43 PM): Silly Rabbi, Trix are for Christians!
Starfish62789 (6:58:53 PM)
: hey
Starfish62789 (6:59:01 PM): im a fruity pebble
Starfish62789 (6:59:14 PM): and ashley is a fruit loop
CokeHater1 (6:59:30 PM): You're both fruits...
CokeHater1 (6:59:31 PM)
: huhuhuh
CokeHater1 (6:59:40 PM)
: Ugh...
Starfish62789 (6:59:44 PM)
: we like in afruit too
CokeHater1 (6:59:48 PM): That's not so funny saying it to a girl...
Starfish62789 (6:59:49 PM)
: seriously
Starfish62789 (7:00:35 PM): i live in a fruit
CokeHater1 (7:00:53 PM): You live inside a gay guy?
CokeHater1 (7:00:58 PM)
: What's it like?
Starfish62789 (7:01:10 PM)
: i live in an orange
CokeHater1 (7:01:10 PM): Is the interior of his stomach dressed in pink and blossoms?
Starfish62789 (7:01:15 PM)
: no
CokeHater1 (7:01:17 PM): Oh...
CokeHater1 (7:01:23 PM)
: The eadible fruit...
CokeHater1 (7:01:24 PM)
: whoops
CokeHater1 (7:01:28 PM)
: *ediable
CokeHater1 (7:01:37 PM)
: however-the-fuck-you-spell-it
Starfish62789 (7:01:50 PM)
: i live in orange
Starfish62789 (7:01:53 PM): edible
Starfish62789 (7:02:08 PM): ashley is here now
CokeHater1 (7:02:11 PM): Ok
Starfish62789 (7:03:39 PM)
: yeah i dont even think matt knows i live in a fruit
CokeHater1 (7:03:58 PM): Did you know Spongebob lives in a pineapple?
CokeHater1 (7:04:03 PM)
: THAT'S FUCKING INSANE, MAN!
Starfish62789 (7:04:05 PM)
: i know
CokeHater1 (7:04:07 PM): Err, WOMAN
Starfish62789 (7:04:39 PM)
: there is an inside joke between me and matt about spongebob patrick and sandy
Starfish62789 (7:05:10 PM): u gotta ask him about it
Starfish62789 (7:05:13 PM): its funny
CokeHater1 (7:05:50 PM): Ok, I shall the next time I see him on the side of the road bumming for change
Starfish62789 (7:06:37 PM)
: when u come here with matt r u gonna pet my dog till he pukes up white stuff?
CokeHater1 (7:07:11 PM): Sure
CokeHater1 (7:07:16 PM)
: Why not?
Starfish62789 (7:07:49 PM)
: dont be offended or anything im not asking to be mean but....
Starfish62789 (7:07:56 PM): have u ever banged a guy?
CokeHater1 (7:08:19 PM): I've done animals before
Starfish62789 (7:08:59 PM)
: i know u told me about the horney toad yesterday
Starfish62789 (7:09:01 PM): lol
Starfish62789 (7:09:16 PM): but i mean a human guy
CokeHater1 (7:09:47 PM): I've had a guy give me head
Starfish62789 (7:10:26 PM)
: ashley wants to know if it was good
CokeHater1 (7:11:15 PM): All I can say is that I made the regretabl;e mistake of having a guy with braces give me head
CokeHater1 (7:11:28 PM)
: If you want head from ANYONE, make sure he/she/it doesn't have braces
Starfish62789 (7:11:35 PM)
: OWWWWWWW!!!!
Starfish62789 (7:11:45 PM): we feel bad 4 u!!!
Starfish62789 (7:12:49 PM): that would hurt even for us
CokeHater1 (7:13:54 PM): Getting your dick sucked by someon e with braces?
Starfish62789 (7:14:03 PM)
: NO
Starfish62789 (7:14:11 PM): getting eaten out
Starfish62789 (7:14:14 PM): silly
CokeHater1 (7:14:16 PM): LOL
CokeHater1 (7:14:18 PM)
: j/k
CokeHater1 (7:14:19 PM)
: ;-)
Starfish62789 (7:15:04 PM): what would u do if i got on my knees in front of u and said ' i love u all holy christ!' ??
CokeHater1 (7:15:43 PM): I'd be like "There's a Jesus Christ in Washington D.C. you can talk to"
Starfish62789 (7:16:15 PM)
: lol
Starfish62789 (7:16:53 PM): was matt being a bad boy today?
CokeHater1 (7:17:10 PM): Ho no
CokeHater1 (7:17:15 PM)
: He went and got a job today
Starfish62789 (7:17:42 PM)
: oh so he was a good boy today
CokeHater1 (7:17:54 PM): Yeah, got a job at an animal clinic
CokeHater1 (7:18:00 PM)
: Puppy molestation are his goals
CokeHater1 (7:18:04 PM)
: But he still has a job
Starfish62789 (7:18:21 PM)
: NO!!
Starfish62789 (7:18:31 PM): THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!
CokeHater1 (7:18:36 PM): LOL
CokeHater1 (7:18:37 PM)
: /j
CokeHater1 (7:18:38 PM)
: k
CokeHater1 (7:18:46 PM)
: I meant hampster molestation
Starfish62789 (7:19:00 PM)
: its gonna explode!!!!!
CokeHater1 (7:19:16 PM): Nah, just get bigger
Starfish62789 (7:20:04 PM)
: alot bigger! it would kill the hampster!! it would probly pop out its mouth!!
CokeHater1 (7:20:34 PM): Matt actually has a bit of a small dick, so the hampster may not me harmed... ;-)
Starfish62789 (7:20:54 PM): dont say that about my b/f
CokeHater1 (7:21:12 PM): Have you seen his dick?
Starfish62789 (7:21:34 PM)
: not yet but i will soon enough
Starfish62789 (7:21:40 PM): :-D
CokeHater1 (7:21:43 PM): Oh, you will see..
CokeHater1 (7:21:44 PM)
: ;-)
Starfish62789 (7:22:20 PM): who in ur opinion is the sexiest man alive today?
CokeHater1 (7:22:49 PM): John Kerry
Starfish62789 (7:23:01 PM)
: ashton kutcher, benji madden or joel madden
CokeHater1 (7:23:03 PM): He's an ugly mofo with an arrogant mind...
CokeHater1 (7:23:06 PM)
: But my god...
Starfish62789 (7:23:10 PM)
: pick one of them
CokeHater1 (7:23:14 PM): Democrats make me sweat
CokeHater1 (7:23:19 PM)
: Sorry about my political blunder...
CokeHater1 (7:23:26 PM)
: BENJI!!!
CokeHater1 (7:23:31 PM)
: GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS!
CokeHater1 (7:23:37 PM)
: They're so fucking punk!
Starfish62789 (7:23:51 PM)
: i know i love benji!!!!!
Starfish62789 (7:23:54 PM): he is so hott!!!!
Starfish62789 (7:24:07 PM): u would love my room!!!!
Starfish62789 (7:24:20 PM): i have pics of him all over!!!!!
Starfish62789 (7:24:30 PM): i love good charlotte!!!!!!!
CokeHater1 (7:24:39 PM): Hell fucking yes
Starfish62789 (7:25:04 PM)
: i have his personal e-mail address
Starfish62789 (7:25:12 PM): and joel's
CokeHater1 (7:25:17 PM): Cool
Starfish62789 (7:25:33 PM)
: want it?
Starfish62789 (7:26:09 PM): its Benji4allmadden@aol.com
Starfish62789 (7:26:28 PM): and joels is JoelmeMadden@aol.com
Starfish62789 (7:26:39 PM): just in case u want it
Starfish62789 (7:26:48 PM): there we go
CokeHater1 (7:26:56 PM): cool
CokeHater1 (7:26:58 PM)
: ok
Starfish62789 (7:27:27 PM)
: as we speak i am wearing a MADE shirt
Starfish62789 (7:27:37 PM): *as we type
Starfish62789 (7:28:20 PM): did u know benji is only 5'7" ?
CokeHater1 (7:28:29 PM): He's short
Starfish62789 (7:28:50 PM)
: i know im 2 inches taller than him
Starfish62789 (7:28:58 PM): im 69 inches tall
CokeHater1 (7:29:11 PM): 69
CokeHater1 (7:29:12 PM)
: huhuhuhuh
Starfish62789 (7:29:25 PM)
: i know thats why i said it
Starfish62789 (7:29:41 PM): matt said ur 6' 2" is it true?
CokeHater1 (7:30:16 PM): 6'3", but no one's counting
Starfish62789 (7:30:49 PM)
: ur 9 inches taller than ashley
CokeHater1 (7:30:56 PM): wow
Starfish62789 (7:31:35 PM)
: when she gets on her knees it will be perfect
Starfish62789 (7:31:42 PM): :-D;-)
CokeHater1 (7:32:37 PM): You have some interesting throughts
CokeHater1 (7:32:41 PM)
: *thoughts
Starfish62789 (7:32:51 PM)
: yup i do
CokeHater1 (7:36:37 PM): I'm outta here
CokeHater1 (7:36:45 PM)
: Duty's calling
Starfish62789 (7:36:46 PM)
: oh tay
CokeHater1 (7:36:50 PM): latah
Starfish62789 (7:36:59 PM)
: cya
Starfish62789 (7:37:10 PM): :-*
Starfish62789 (7:37:14 PM): from ashley