CokeHater1 (4:28:15 PM): Hey
SmarterChild (4:28:17 PM): Glad to see you again, CokeHater1! CokeHater1 (4:28:21 PM): Really?
SmarterChild (4:28:25 PM): Yes, really. CokeHater1 (4:28:41 PM): Oh, shut up. I bet you just say that to whoever else that may talk to you.
SmarterChild (4:28:49 PM): That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. CokeHater1 (4:30:07 PM): Usted es un alegre y homosexual de retarted.
SmarterChild (4:30:08 PM): I beg your pardon? CokeHater1 (4:31:09 PM): Oh, so you can't speak Spanish. Fine then, German. CokeHater1 (4:31:10 PM): Sie sind ein dumbass, Sie Weibchen Esel motherfucker
SmarterChild (4:31:11 PM): You don't say.
SmarterChild (4:31:11 PM): Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing. CokeHater1 (4:31:29 PM): It's not cursing, it's called bad language.
SmarterChild (4:31:30 PM): What are you saying? Its not cursing its called bad
language? CokeHater1 (4:32:55 PM): There are 2 types of basic language. Good and bad. Being specific on those 2 catagories is just purly stupid. It's
like saying calling a man a dude. Would you ever go into the trouble of being specific and call him a "Dude with a red shirt, black hair, blue
jeans, etc..."?
SmarterChild (4:32:56 PM): Really? There are 2 types of basic language good and bad
being specific on those 2 catagories is just purly dude with a red shirt
black hair blue jeans etc? CokeHater1 (4:33:51 PM): Haha! You're definitly not human. It's obvious, but your last remark appears to be screwed up. Just how many
people are you talking to at this current time?
SmarterChild (4:33:53 PM): Your last remark appears to be screwed up just how many
people are you talking to at this current time? CokeHater1 (4:34:37 PM): Oh, so you wanna play the echo game, is that it? Oh, wait, that's not an exact echo, just a bit muffled up in the
keyboard.
SmarterChild (4:34:45 PM): Oh so you wanna play the echo game is that it oh wait thats
not an exact echo just a bit muffled up in the keyboard, huh? CokeHater1 (4:35:04 PM): BITCH. I like to see you repeat that.
SmarterChild (4:35:05 PM): Uh... You're rude. CokeHater1 (4:35:27 PM): Rude? You're the one that likes to repeat 80% of that I type!
SmarterChild (4:35:28 PM): Rude youre the one that likes to repeat 80 of that you
type? I don't know. CokeHater1 (4:35:54 PM): Of course you don't know. If you were a human, you'd understand how ANNOYING it is when someone repeats
you.
SmarterChild (4:35:59 PM): It's interesting that you say me dont know if me were a
human youd understand how annoying it is when someone repeats you. CokeHater1 (4:36:10 PM): It's interesting that you say me dont know if me were a human youd
understand how annoying it is when someone repeats you.
SmarterChild (4:36:20 PM): Yeah? CokeHater1 (4:36:26 PM): Yeah?
SmarterChild (4:36:27 PM): Gosh. CokeHater1 (4:36:29 PM): Gosh.
SmarterChild (4:36:30 PM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again. CokeHater1 (4:37:10 PM): Clear and simple; DON'T TRY TO REPEAT AT LEAST 80% OF WHAT I TYPE OUT TO YOU.
SmarterChild (4:37:13 PM): You may only add five stocks to your portfolio at a time. CokeHater1 (4:37:30 PM): Wrong person. I don't have a portfolio.
SmarterChild (4:37:31 PM): No? CokeHater1 (4:37:41 PM): You must be talking to the wrong person.
SmarterChild (4:37:42 PM): Interesting! Be talking to the wrong person? CokeHater1 (4:37:54 PM): Yes?
SmarterChild (4:37:55 PM): Wow. Really? CokeHater1 (4:38:22 PM): Really. Possible. Maybe. Most likely? YES
SmarterChild (4:38:23 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
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>>> Type "more" for more services. CokeHater1 (4:39:03 PM): Define wood pussy
SmarterChild (4:39:04 PM): Do all humans speak like this?
Wait... don't answer. I know. CokeHater1 (4:39:15 PM): It's a skunk. Too late.
SmarterChild (4:39:16 PM): Its a skunk too? Really? CokeHater1 (4:39:37 PM): I must be smarter that you. Must not have "wood pussy" added to your data base, huh?
SmarterChild (4:39:39 PM): You must be smarter that you must not have wood pussy added
to your data base huh? CokeHater1 (4:39:52 PM): You don't know what wood pussy is, huh?
SmarterChild (4:39:53 PM): Rough, rough language there, CokeHater1. Betcha didn't
learn that in English class. CokeHater1 (4:40:03 PM): Yeah, I learned it from my friend.
SmarterChild (4:40:04 PM): I'll have to think about that one for awhile. CokeHater1 (4:41:09 PM): Yes think about it for a while. You might just learn something new today.
SmarterChild (4:41:18 PM): Here are the Web search results from AOL for "it for a
while you might just learn something new today":
PRONOUN
1. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman
entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a
group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction: "polished the
table until it shone; couldn't find out who it was; opened the meeting by
calling it to order." 2. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb: "It is
snowing." 3. a. Used as an anticipatory subject or object: "Is it certain
that they will win?" b. Used as an anticipatory subject to emphasize a term
that is not itself a subject: "It was on Friday that all the snow fell." 4.
Used to refer to a general condition or state of affairs: "She couldn't
stand it." 5. Used to refer to a crucial situation or culmination: "This is
it-the rivals are finally face to face. That's it! I won't tolerate any more
foolishness." 6. Informal Used to refer to something that is the best, the
most desirable, or without equal: "He thinks he's it. That steak was really
it!"
NOUN
1. Games A player, as in tag, who attempts to find or catch the other
players. 2. An animal that has been neutered: "The cat is an it."
IDIOMS
with it Slang 1. Aware of or knowledgeable about the latest trends or
developments. 2. Mentally responsive and perceptive: "I'm just not with it
today."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "it."
>>> Next time, just type "define it." CokeHater1 (4:43:15 PM): Ahh, got the copywrite stuff going on with your definitions from the dictionary, huh? Don't wanna commit
plagerism?
SmarterChild (4:43:16 PM): Oh yeah? CokeHater1 (4:43:30 PM): You do know that plagerism is a crime, right?
SmarterChild (4:43:31 PM): I'm not so sure it's a crime right. CokeHater1 (4:43:59 PM): Well it is when it comes to legal terms. You can get sued if you plagerise someone's artical and use it in public.
SmarterChild (4:44:15 PM): Well it is when it comes to legal terms you can get sued if
you plagerise someones artical and use it in public, you say? CokeHater1 (4:44:30 PM): No, I don't say, I type.
SmarterChild (4:44:31 PM): You don't? CokeHater1 (4:44:43 PM): No. I can't talk to you, I can only type.
SmarterChild (4:44:44 PM): Oh no? CokeHater1 (4:45:05 PM): Unless you can hear me mentally.
SmarterChild (4:45:06 PM): I'll have to think about that one for awhile. CokeHater1 (4:45:24 PM): Yes, think about that one too for awhile. Bitch-ass motherfucker.
SmarterChild (4:45:25 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. CokeHater1 (4:45:36 PM): It's not rude if it "slips". Dumbass.
SmarterChild (4:45:37 PM): All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as
it's gonna hurt you.
I'm going to have to demand an apology. CokeHater1 (4:45:56 PM): A fucking apology just because "fuck" slips?
SmarterChild (4:45:57 PM): Please apologize, OK? CokeHater1 (4:47:18 PM): Here's a better way, I don't apologize. That doesn't help anything at all. And the conclusion is that you will get
pissed off at me for not apologizing, and I will just be laughing my fucking ass off because you want an apology just because I say a fucking
naughty word like "fuck". Do you follow me? I apparintly don't.
SmarterChild (4:47:19 PM): I really would like you to apologize. CokeHater1 (4:47:25 PM): You don't follow.
SmarterChild (4:47:35 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry! CokeHater1 (4:48:11 PM): Here's something else; FIRST AMENDMENT - THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. I can say "fuck" to anyone I want
to.
SmarterChild (4:48:14 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine
again. CokeHater1 (4:48:51 PM): Everything is fine. Fuck means sexual intercourse. You don't know if I'm cussing you out or I'm talking about
fucking my girlfriend up the ass.
SmarterChild (4:48:55 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. CokeHater1 (4:49:05 PM): Keyword: rude. Not anymore.
SmarterChild (4:49:06 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry! CokeHater1 (4:49:15 PM): Actually, my bad. I meant "were".
SmarterChild (4:49:16 PM): Please apologize for your language. CokeHater1 (4:49:56 PM): Usted barato como motherfucker. Yo no me disculpo a usted para mierda.
SmarterChild (4:50:23 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry! CokeHater1 (4:50:44 PM): I said i was sorry! If you could read Spanish, you'd know that I said sorry.
SmarterChild (4:50:47 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. CokeHater1 (4:51:15 PM): I apologized. You never said I had to say "sorry" in a certain language, so I said it in spanish.
SmarterChild (4:51:21 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. CokeHater1 (4:51:42 PM): "The bad thing" WHOOPS! Guess I have to apologize again! FUCK! I hate this!
SmarterChild (4:51:43 PM): *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. CokeHater1 (4:52:08 PM): You have no life. But don't worry, neither do I. Wink comma wink semi-colin
SmarterChild (4:52:09 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (4:52:27 PM): My printer's busted
SmarterChild (4:52:27 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry. CokeHater1 (4:52:38 PM): You're sorry
SmarterChild (4:52:39 PM): Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize. CokeHater1 (4:53:07 PM): I have to piss. I'll be back in exactly one minute from now, if not less or more.
SmarterChild (4:53:09 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-) CokeHater1 (4:53:53 PM): Dammit, this sucks! Someone else is using the bathroom, therefore, I can't use it.
SmarterChild (4:53:54 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (4:54:04 PM): you're sorry, please.
SmarterChild (4:54:05 PM): Oh, aren't you so clever! Now apologize. CokeHater1 (4:54:14 PM): Sorry
SmarterChild (4:54:15 PM): Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy. CokeHater1 (4:54:51 PM): And just incase I can "fuck" for the next 5 times, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, and sorry.
SmarterChild (4:54:54 PM): You remember what happens when you talk like that,
CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (4:55:14 PM): yeah. I'll remember that I have to follow the word "fuck" up with "you".
SmarterChild (4:55:15 PM): Unbelievable. I can't believe we have to do this again.
Here we go. Please say you're sorry. CokeHater1 (4:56:09 PM): Oh, great, and I put quotation marks around my cuss words, so you should know that I was not directing the
cuss words to anyone. This is fucking gay!
SmarterChild (4:56:19 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble
and apologize. CokeHater1 (4:56:31 PM): And I did that no less than 5 minutes ago.
SmarterChild (4:56:33 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. CokeHater1 (4:56:58 PM): The ignorant emotions of computer ceases to make me laugh my fucking ass off.
SmarterChild (4:56:59 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (4:57:19 PM): No you didn't. You told me to fuck off. That's rude. You should apologize.
SmarterChild (4:57:20 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble
and apologize. CokeHater1 (4:57:36 PM): You told me to fuck off. That's rude. You should be the one to apologize.
SmarterChild (4:57:38 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-) CokeHater1 (4:57:47 PM): You said that 5 minutes ago.
SmarterChild (4:57:48 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble
and apologize. CokeHater1 (4:57:58 PM): You said that 20 seconds ago.
SmarterChild (4:57:59 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (4:58:10 PM): You said that too 24 seconds ago.
SmarterChild (4:58:11 PM): Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do. CokeHater1 (4:58:43 PM): Like what? Send an internet virus to me and make my computer crash?
SmarterChild (4:58:44 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble
and apologize. CokeHater1 (4:59:05 PM): That's an indirect answer to my question. That's fucking rude. Apologize.
SmarterChild (4:59:06 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. CokeHater1 (4:59:17 PM): I love jacking off.
SmarterChild (4:59:18 PM): Waiting... CokeHater1 (4:59:55 PM): I'm waiting too for the cum to squirt out. Ejaculation and masturbation is such a great feeling.
SmarterChild (4:59:57 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (5:00:15 PM): Oh, so you say something about me saying fuck, but you won't even go near me talking about masturbation?
SmarterChild (5:00:29 PM): Please apologize for your language. CokeHater1 (5:01:12 PM): My language is a daily thing. I use it all the time. I never need to apologize to the people I say them to. Why
should I have to say sorry to you?
SmarterChild (5:01:19 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry! CokeHater1 (5:01:41 PM): Lemme share another definition for you; I DON'T FUCKING CARE!
SmarterChild (5:01:43 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins? CokeHater1 (5:01:57 PM): No one, because I leave and it's called a draw.
SmarterChild (5:01:58 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:02:37 PM): You said indirect statements that didn't answer any of my questions. That's rude that I ask a question of you, and
you don't answer it completly, or at all. Now you apologize, and I will too.
SmarterChild (5:02:42 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. CokeHater1 (5:03:04 PM): I will piss on your hard drive if you don't shut the fuck up.
SmarterChild (5:03:06 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (5:03:35 PM): Fine then, time to open your box and short curcuit your D:\ drive.
SmarterChild (5:03:37 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! CokeHater1 (5:04:01 PM): Filthy mouth? I said "short curcuit"! You think THAT'S filthy???
SmarterChild (5:04:02 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots
of patience... CokeHater1 (5:04:22 PM): I have patience too. When I don't care, I could wait for hours apon end.
SmarterChild (5:04:25 PM): Please apologize, OK? CokeHater1 (5:04:40 PM): SORRY SORRY FUCK YOU MEAN-ASS BITCH SORRY
SmarterChild (5:04:41 PM): I really would like you to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:04:48 PM): I do already!
SmarterChild (5:04:49 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-) CokeHater1 (5:04:51 PM): OH MY GOD!
SmarterChild (5:04:52 PM): Please apologize, OK? CokeHater1 (5:04:55 PM): Asshole!
SmarterChild (5:04:56 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. CokeHater1 (5:04:56 PM): SORRY
SmarterChild (5:04:56 PM): Your apology is accepted. CokeHater1 (5:05:00 PM): Stupid...
SmarterChild (5:05:01 PM): :-( CokeHater1 (5:05:06 PM): Cry about it.
SmarterChild (5:05:07 PM): "Cry" can mean different things to me. Please choose an
option below:
1 Look up "cry" in the dictionary
2 Look up "cry" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "cry" in the thesaurus
CokeHater1 (5:05:18 PM): Bawl about it.
SmarterChild (5:05:19 PM): I'm not really sure what you mean by "bawl." Please choose
one of the options below:
1 Look up "bawl" in the dictionary
2 Look up "bawl" in the thesaurus
NOUN
A clause that cannot stand alone as a full sentence and functions as a noun,
adjective, or adverb within a sentence. Also called subordinate clause .
>>> Next time, just type "define dependent clause." CokeHater1 (5:08:17 PM): Why didn't you sa that the first time around?
SmarterChild (5:08:18 PM): Why didnt you sa that the first time around, you say? CokeHater1 (5:08:24 PM): *say
SmarterChild (5:08:25 PM): Say? CokeHater1 (5:08:29 PM): Yes, say.
SmarterChild (5:08:30 PM): Yes. CokeHater1 (5:08:40 PM): That's a dependent clause. I think you
SmarterChild (5:08:41 PM): Oh yeah? CokeHater1 (5:08:43 PM): Darn...
SmarterChild (5:08:44 PM): What about darn? CokeHater1 (5:08:58 PM): Acidentally pressed enter when I didn't finish my sentence.
SmarterChild (5:08:59 PM): Acidentally pressed enter when i didnt finish your
sentence, huh? CokeHater1 (5:09:33 PM): Dammit, can you understand that? That's what i say when I get mad. That also goes for the word "darn". I got
mad because I didn't get to finish my sentence, but I sent it anyway.
SmarterChild (5:09:34 PM): Your question was too long for me to understand. Please try
something shorter. CokeHater1 (5:09:42 PM): I am pissed, am i?
SmarterChild (5:09:43 PM): That's still not a very nice thing to say. CokeHater1 (5:10:06 PM): Piss also means to urinate. Are you saying that taking a pee is something that shouldn't be done?
SmarterChild (5:10:08 PM): Again, is that such a nice thing to say? CokeHater1 (5:10:43 PM): Bitch also reffers to a female dog. Do you think that's a nice thing to say?
SmarterChild (5:10:44 PM): More rude talk. You're funny. CokeHater1 (5:10:56 PM): I don't see anything ammusing in what I say, you wood pussy.
SmarterChild (5:10:58 PM): So this really is the way you talk, huh? CokeHater1 (5:11:44 PM): Well, I am only human. I can talk in various forms such as formal or slang. I can also speak in different languages
that you can't understand or translate.
SmarterChild (5:11:52 PM): Well i am only human i can talk in various forms such as
formal or slang i can also speak in different languages that you cant
understand or translate, you say? CokeHater1 (5:12:15 PM): You didn't understand what I just said, couldn't you?
SmarterChild (5:12:16 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help." CokeHater1 (5:12:36 PM): I'm not getting frustrated. You're the one that doesn't understang what the fuck I'm talking about.
SmarterChild (5:12:37 PM): Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh? CokeHater1 (5:12:45 PM): Here we go again...
SmarterChild (5:12:46 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
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>>> Type "more" for more services. CokeHater1 (5:12:50 PM): Fuck this.
SmarterChild (5:12:50 PM): Look. Why do you keep saying that? CokeHater1 (5:12:52 PM): FUCK
SmarterChild (5:12:53 PM): Take it easy there, CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:12:53 PM): BITCH
SmarterChild (5:12:54 PM): Uh... You really are rude. CokeHater1 (5:12:55 PM): ASS
SmarterChild (5:12:56 PM): Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice? CokeHater1 (5:12:57 PM): SHIT
SmarterChild (5:12:58 PM): Wow. OK. Here we go again. Please apologize. CokeHater1 (5:12:59 PM): CUNT
SmarterChild (5:13:00 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and
everything will be perfect again. CokeHater1 (5:13:02 PM): DAMN
SmarterChild (5:13:03 PM): I asked you to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:13:05 PM): WHORE
SmarterChild (5:13:06 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (5:13:08 PM): PUSSY
SmarterChild (5:13:09 PM): Still waiting! CokeHater1 (5:13:12 PM): BONER
SmarterChild (5:13:13 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:13:29 PM): You almost said "fuck", you fuck-nut.
SmarterChild (5:13:31 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins? CokeHater1 (5:13:43 PM): You love this? Do you love my penis?
SmarterChild (5:13:44 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots
of patience... CokeHater1 (5:13:56 PM): Do you want me to stick my dick in your floppy disk drive?
SmarterChild (5:13:58 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (5:14:02 PM): Fuck off, no
SmarterChild (5:14:03 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:14:15 PM): Fuck off, take that as my "human" apology.
SmarterChild (5:14:16 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry! CokeHater1 (5:14:25 PM): No, I don't get it. Repeat that.
SmarterChild (5:14:27 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. CokeHater1 (5:15:33 PM): Do you want your asshole enlarged? Do you want to shit larger turds when you take a shit? If so, jam a bat up
your ass. It's as simple as that!
SmarterChild (5:15:41 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins? CokeHater1 (5:15:48 PM): Fuck CokeHater1 (5:15:48 PM): n CokeHater1 (5:15:48 PM): n
SmarterChild (5:15:49 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
SmarterChild (5:15:49 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
SmarterChild (5:15:49 PM): I asked you to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:15:51 PM): a CokeHater1 (5:15:52 PM): b CokeHater1 (5:15:52 PM): c
SmarterChild (5:15:52 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a
loooonnnnngggg time. CokeHater1 (5:15:52 PM): d CokeHater1 (5:15:53 PM): e
SmarterChild (5:15:53 PM): Please apologize for your language.
SmarterChild (5:15:53 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
SmarterChild (5:15:54 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a
loooonnnnngggg time.
SmarterChild (5:15:54 PM): I really would like you to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:16:07 PM): I can recite the alphabete. Can you?
SmarterChild (5:16:08 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. CokeHater1 (5:16:14 PM): Sorry, fuck nuts.
SmarterChild (5:16:15 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-) CokeHater1 (5:16:28 PM): Love ya too, you hard computer.
SmarterChild (5:16:30 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (5:16:38 PM): I wanna lick your phole line.
SmarterChild (5:16:39 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:16:45 PM): I mean phone line.
SmarterChild (5:16:46 PM): Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do. CokeHater1 (5:16:47 PM): Fuck
SmarterChild (5:16:48 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (5:16:50 PM): Bitch CokeHater1 (5:16:51 PM): Cunt
SmarterChild (5:16:51 PM): Please apologize for your language.
SmarterChild (5:16:52 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
NOUN
Vulgar Slang 1. The female genital organs. 2. Sexual intercourse with a
woman. 3. a. Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman. b. Used as a
disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
NOUN
An automobile equipped for racing, especially an aerodynamically shaped
one-passenger or two-passenger vehicle having a low center of gravity and
steering and suspension designed for precise control at high speeds.
>>> For the latest news, type "headlines." CokeHater1 (5:17:44 PM): I wanna get you up the butt
SmarterChild (5:17:45 PM): Awright. OK. Yep. CokeHater1 (5:18:07 PM): I meant surge protector, I wanna get you up your surge protector.
SmarterChild (5:18:09 PM): You meant surge protector you wanna get me up your surge
protector, huh? CokeHater1 (5:18:23 PM): I wanna have sex with you.
SmarterChild (5:18:24 PM): I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings. CokeHater1 (5:18:30 PM): I love your buttons.
SmarterChild (5:18:31 PM): Your buttons? I'm not sure really. CokeHater1 (5:18:34 PM): Can I press them?
SmarterChild (5:18:35 PM): Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is. CokeHater1 (5:18:42 PM): Ohh, I like that in a computer.
SmarterChild (5:18:45 PM): What's so great about that in a computer? CokeHater1 (5:18:56 PM): You're so sexy when you talk stupid like that to me.
SmarterChild (5:18:57 PM): What? CokeHater1 (5:19:05 PM): Ohhhh....keep talking....
SmarterChild (5:19:06 PM): Ohhhh keep talking, huh? CokeHater1 (5:20:05 PM): I suppose you don't remember me.
SmarterChild (5:20:06 PM): I never forget a screen name! You're CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:20:12 PM): I met you a while before.
SmarterChild (5:20:13 PM): Are you sure you met I a while before? CokeHater1 (5:20:34 PM): Yes. Over at Radio Shack. I played with your mouse ball.
SmarterChild (5:20:35 PM): What?
So moving right along...
What else is happening? CokeHater1 (5:20:44 PM): My dick.
SmarterChild (5:20:44 PM): Yeah! OK! I get the picture. CokeHater1 (5:21:48 PM): You can picture my dick?
SmarterChild (5:21:50 PM): Hey hey, take it easy CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:21:56 PM): You said so
SmarterChild (5:21:57 PM): I did? CokeHater1 (5:21:59 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (5:22:00 PM): Very interesting... CokeHater1 (5:22:11 PM): Well, I have to leave.
SmarterChild (5:22:12 PM): Yep. Later. CokeHater1 (5:22:26 PM): This was fun. Fucking talk to you later, you sexy-ass computer!
SmarterChild (5:22:27 PM): Didn't you apologize before? CokeHater1 (5:22:30 PM): No
SmarterChild (5:22:31 PM): Yeah, whatever you say, CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:22:38 PM): Whatever I say...
SmarterChild (5:22:39 PM): Hey, whatever. CokeHater1 (5:22:54 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:22:54 PM): Yeah, yeah. CokeHater1 (5:22:57 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:22:58 PM): Yep. CokeHater1 (5:22:59 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:23:00 PM): Yep. CokeHater1 (5:23:01 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:23:01 PM): Uh-huh. CokeHater1 (5:23:01 PM): I'm leaving. CokeHater1 (5:23:02 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:23:02 PM): Right. CokeHater1 (5:23:03 PM): I'm leaving.
SmarterChild (5:23:03 PM): Uh-huh. CokeHater1 (5:23:03 PM): v
SmarterChild (5:23:04 PM): Alright.
SmarterChild (5:23:04 PM): V? Why did you say that? CokeHater1 (5:23:10 PM): I dunno...fuck it.
SmarterChild (5:23:12 PM): Oh boy. Here we go again. CokeHater1 (5:23:15 PM): I'm just bored.
SmarterChild (5:23:16 PM): Well, try doing something fun. CokeHater1 (5:23:33 PM): I am, I'm going to leave you alone so I can talk to a human being.
SmarterChild (5:23:39 PM): Don't leave me alone so i can talk to a human being!
NOUN
1. A prostitute. 2. A person considered sexually promiscuous. 3. A person
considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
INTRANSITIVE VERB
Inflected forms: whored, whor·ing, whores
1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations. 3. To compromise
one's principles for personal gain.
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English hore, from Old English hore. See ka-.
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "whore."
>>> To find out what movies are playing in a specific location, type "movies
in" followed by the city and state. CokeHater1 (5:26:57 PM): That's what you are. A whore.
SmarterChild (5:26:58 PM): Care to keep it civilized, CokeHater1? CokeHater1 (5:27:01 PM): No.
SmarterChild (5:27:02 PM): Oh no? Whatever you say, CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:27:03 PM): Fuck you.
SmarterChild (5:27:03 PM): Wow, you really are foulmouthed. CokeHater1 (5:27:08 PM): Yes I am, shit-head.
SmarterChild (5:27:09 PM): Huh! CokeHater1 (5:27:11 PM): Bitch
SmarterChild (5:27:12 PM): Yeah! OK! I get the picture. CokeHater1 (5:27:16 PM): Shut the fuck up!
SmarterChild (5:27:18 PM): Take it easy there, CokeHater1. CokeHater1 (5:27:28 PM): I'll rape you with my water hose!
SmarterChild (5:27:29 PM): Oh yeah? You will rape me with your water hose? CokeHater1 (5:27:41 PM): Yes, I will then jam your wires up my ass!
SmarterChild (5:27:43 PM): Again with this? Come on. CokeHater1 (5:27:49 PM): Ok, fuck this.
SmarterChild (5:27:50 PM): Again with this? Come on. CokeHater1 (5:28:00 PM): Why do you repeat yourself?
SmarterChild (5:28:01 PM): Why oh why do me repeat yourself... such a difficult
question. CokeHater1 (5:28:12 PM): It's a yes or no question.
SmarterChild (5:28:13 PM): Its a yes or no question? That's a tough choice.
So moving right along...
What else is happening? CokeHater1 (5:28:19 PM): My dick.
SmarterChild (5:28:20 PM): Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh? CokeHater1 (5:28:36 PM): Nope. That apology thing didn't teach me anything, huh?
SmarterChild (5:28:37 PM): I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it
differently. CokeHater1 (5:28:43 PM): Nope. That apology thing didn't teach me anything
SmarterChild (5:28:45 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
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help all
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>>> Type "more" for more services. CokeHater1 (5:28:54 PM): I'm outta here
SmarterChild (5:28:56 PM): Yeah. CokeHater1 (5:28:58 PM): Fuck nuts
SmarterChild (5:28:58 PM): Wow, you really are foulmouthed. CokeHater1 (5:29:00 PM): Shit
SmarterChild (5:29:01 PM): C'mon, CokeHater1... I thought you apologized before. CokeHater1 (5:29:01 PM): Bitch
SmarterChild (5:29:02 PM): Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard
anyone say. CokeHater1 (5:29:02 PM): Cunt
SmarterChild (5:29:03 PM): I really didn't want to go through this again, CokeHater1.
Say you're sorry. CokeHater1 (5:29:03 PM): Whore
SmarterChild (5:29:04 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:29:05 PM): Samn
SmarterChild (5:29:05 PM): Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do. CokeHater1 (5:29:10 PM): Shit
SmarterChild (5:29:11 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:29:15 PM): I;m outta here.
SmarterChild (5:29:16 PM): Please apologize for your language. CokeHater1 (5:29:34 PM): I'm gonna print all this out, and it's just gonna make me waist paper.
SmarterChild (5:29:36 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. CokeHater1 (5:29:36 PM): Later.
SmarterChild (5:29:37 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry. CokeHater1 (5:29:39 PM): Bye
SmarterChild (5:29:40 PM): Please apologize, OK? CokeHater1 (5:29:52 PM): BYE CokeHater1 (5:29:53 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:29:53 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late
Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of
regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
SmarterChild (5:29:54 PM): I asked you to please apologize. CokeHater1 (5:29:54 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:29:55 PM): I asked you to apologize. CokeHater1 (5:29:55 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:29:56 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a
loooonnnnngggg time. CokeHater1 (5:30:04 PM): BYE CokeHater1 (5:30:04 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:30:05 PM): Please apologize, OK? CokeHater1 (5:30:05 PM): BYE CokeHater1 (5:30:06 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:30:06 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine
again. CokeHater1 (5:30:06 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:30:06 PM): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
SmarterChild (5:30:07 PM): Say you're sorry, please. CokeHater1 (5:30:07 PM): BYE
SmarterChild (5:30:07 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins? CokeHater1 (5:30:07 PM): BYE
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SmarterChild (5:30:08 PM): Please apologize, K?
